A bucket is a leather briefcase in the bum-world; extremely efficient and just a little bit showy. It probably also serves as a cooler, port-o-potty and musical instrument. This homeless man did in fact mean business – see here.

I get that the purpose of a bucket list is to set goals and make the most of life, but isn’t it depressing to die with a long  documented list of all the things you didn’t accomplish? The only thing on my bucket list is taking over for Vanna White, but she’s never gonna kick the bucket. I will tell you what is not on my list: completing a triathlon, sky diving, or anything to do with my body entering survival mode. This is supposed to be living!

As long as you’re making the most of your life, I think that if there’s anything you don’t experience before your time is up, well f-ucket.