There is an epidemic going around. This isn’t anything new but it is in full force and it needs to be addressed. While there is no cure – awareness must be raised about this condition because it touches the lives of everyone at one time or another. This epidemic is the common man cold and it’s the worst.
What is the Common Man Cold?
A runny nose, scratchy throat, some aches and pains – and that’s about it. The common man cold is actually the exact same thing as the common cold in a woman and is usually harmless, but the phenomenon of the common man cold is that it manifests itself as being so much worse, possibly even life threatening.
Risk Factors
Being a man.
Common Man Cold Symptoms
In addition to a sore throat, runny nose, sneezing, fatigue and cough, the common man cold symptoms also include:
- Complaining
- Whining
- Only communication being “I’m so sick” or “Do I feel hot?”
- Coping skills are diminished
- Inability to function
Common Man Cold Complications
In most cases, there are no severe complications. It is common for the woman in the man’s life to result to confiding in friends, family, and coworkers during the course of the common man cold for support.
Treatment & Care
Treatment is the same as any cold: rest, fluids and time to allow the virus to run its course. But due to the severity of the common man cold, treatment will also include coddling, sympathy and the patient will be required to be waited on, covered in blankets when he is chilled (and then cooled off when he is hot) and being allowed to complain, mope about and not be expected to handle any of his normal responsibilities.
When to Call a Doctor
Not necessary, unless you just really want him to bitch to someone else for a little while.