{"id":3681,"date":"2014-01-03T18:12:50","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T18:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bottomless.flywheelsites.com\/?p=3681"},"modified":"2019-12-30T22:09:44","modified_gmt":"2019-12-30T22:09:44","slug":"its-been-real-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/?p=3681","title":{"rendered":"IT&#8217;S BEEN REAL 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The unfortunate part about documenting things like my <a href=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/?p=2814\">2013 New Year&#8217;s resolutions<\/a> is the ability to look back and realize I didn&#8217;t accomplish any of them. Not one.\u00a0I can&#8217;t believe it has been a year since I didn&#8217;t become a better person. Last year&#8217;s resolutions always turn into this year&#8217;s shortcomings because apparently things like complaining less and showering more are just really hard for me. While I truly do enjoy everyone&#8217;s year in review Facebook status&#8217; where they let everyone know all the great things they have accomplished like marrying the man of their dreams, running their first marathon, birthing the most well-behaved baby, or finding love in a hopeless place, my 2013 accomplishments were a little more modest, but for all of which I feel #blessed.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Held on to a pair of sunglasses for the whole year<\/li>\n<li>Kept a house plant alive (most of it)<\/li>\n<li>Unclogged my bathtub all by myself<\/li>\n<li>Learned how to use an espresso machine<\/li>\n<li>Moved on from dreams of one day becoming a latte artist<\/li>\n<li>Didn&#8217;t chop off all my hair<\/li>\n<li>Only dyed my hair <del>once<\/del> three times<\/li>\n<li>Dyed my eyebrows<\/li>\n<li>Memorized my PO Box number<\/li>\n<li>Bought many water bottles which I can use in 2014 to try to drink more water<\/li>\n<li>Bought many work out clothes which I can use in 2014 to try to work out<\/li>\n<li>Learned how to reset my check engine light without getting the engine checked<\/li>\n<li>Had fewer panic attacks at the grocery store<\/li>\n<li>Gave away three garbage bags of my &#8220;skinny clothes&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Wrote 22 pointless blog posts<\/li>\n<li>Successfully turned 29<\/li>\n<li>Stopped counting the number of strands of hair I lose every day and I seemingly still have\u00a0the same amount of hair<\/li>\n<li>Remembered my parents wedding anniversary<\/li>\n<li>Didn&#8217;t poison myself<\/li>\n<li>Drank a sufficient amount of mimosas<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Not sure how I&#8217;m going to do it but here&#8217;s to topping last year and making the mimosa 2014!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s been a year since I didn&#8217;t accomplish anything<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5264,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[174,33,214],"tags":[323,324,325,101,230],"class_list":["post-3681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-just-saying","category-play","category-thoughts-worth-thinking","tag-323","tag-324","tag-fail","tag-new-years","tag-resolutions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3681\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}