{"id":2280,"date":"2012-05-16T20:27:23","date_gmt":"2012-05-16T20:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bottomless.flywheelsites.com\/?p=2280"},"modified":"2014-10-15T20:50:10","modified_gmt":"2014-10-15T20:50:10","slug":"gum-is-gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/?p=2280","title":{"rendered":"GUM IS GROSS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been a gum adversary all my life. When people ask why I don&#8217;t chew gum, I often respond that I don&#8217;t know. But I <em>do<\/em> know. I don&#8217;t chew gum because it&#8217;s disgusting. Here is the rundown on how I feel about gum.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When someone asks me if want a piece of gum<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284\" title=\"tumblr_lxpgitTcDc1rn95k2o1_250\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_lxpgitTcDc1rn95k2o1_250.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"145\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What you look like when you chew gum<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2292\" title=\"1317226737_cow_chewing\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/1317226737_cow_chewing.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"269\" height=\"199\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">How intelligent you look when you chew gum and talk<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2286\" title=\"tumblr_lylivyeg0D1rn95k2o1_500\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_lylivyeg0D1rn95k2o1_500.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_lylivyeg0D1rn95k2o1_500.gif 500w, https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_lylivyeg0D1rn95k2o1_500-300x138.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What should happen to people who blow bubbles<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2293\" title=\"1263479402_gum-bubble\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/1263479402_gum-bubble.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"261\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When someone smacks their gum repeatedly<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2304\" title=\"tumblr_ltwas6xxJi1qf2dlx\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_ltwas6xxJi1qf2dlx.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"179\" height=\"131\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When someone drinks with gum in their mouth<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2303\" title=\"0p5zr\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/0p5zr.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/0p5zr.gif 500w, https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/0p5zr-300x199.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When I see someone spit their gum out on the sidewalk<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2287\" title=\"tumblr_lzmgahadjo1rn95k2o1_500\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_lzmgahadjo1rn95k2o1_500.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_lzmgahadjo1rn95k2o1_500.gif 420w, https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_lzmgahadjo1rn95k2o1_500-300x242.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When I step in gum on the sidewalk<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2291\" title=\"tumblr_m06z4sI8cW1rn95k2o1_500\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m06z4sI8cW1rn95k2o1_500.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m06z4sI8cW1rn95k2o1_500.gif 500w, https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m06z4sI8cW1rn95k2o1_500-300x127.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When I have to sit next to someone chewing gum<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2281\" title=\"tumblr_m1vvyqgSJU1rn95k2o1_400\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m1vvyqgSJU1rn95k2o1_400.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"259\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When I see my boyfriend put a piece of gum in his mouth<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2297\" title=\"tumblr_m1cskilUGw1rn95k2o1_500\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m1cskilUGw1rn95k2o1_5001.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m1cskilUGw1rn95k2o1_5001.gif 499w, https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m1cskilUGw1rn95k2o1_5001-300x224.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When he asks if I want him to spit it out<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2295\" title=\"Ij3ks\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ij3ks.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"494\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ij3ks.gif 494w, https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ij3ks-300x155.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If the world were a gum free place<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2294\" title=\"tumblr_m0fbvky7so1r1r1u9o1_400\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m0fbvky7so1r1r1u9o1_400.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m0fbvky7so1r1r1u9o1_400.gif 400w, https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m0fbvky7so1r1r1u9o1_400-300x169.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But the reality&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2296\" title=\"CZHhK\" src=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/CZHhK.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/CZHhK.gif 400w, https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/CZHhK-300x168.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What I say when someone asks me why I don&#8217;t chew 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