{"id":226,"date":"2011-07-06T19:38:02","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T19:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bottomless.flywheelsites.com\/?p=226"},"modified":"2014-10-15T20:42:38","modified_gmt":"2014-10-15T20:42:38","slug":"what%e2%80%99s-in-your-bucket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/?p=226","title":{"rendered":"WHAT&#8217;S IN YOUR BUCKET?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bucket is a leather briefcase in the bum-world; extremely efficient and just a little bit showy. It probably also serves as a cooler, port-o-potty and musical instrument. This homeless man did in fact mean business &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WPbNETY_NU4\" target=\"_blank\">see here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I get that the purpose of a bucket list is to set goals and make the most of life, but isn\u2019t it depressing to die with a long\u00a0 documented list of all the things you didn\u2019t accomplish? The only thing on my bucket list is taking over for Vanna White, but she\u2019s never gonna kick the bucket. I will tell you what is not on my list: completing a triathlon, sky diving, or anything to do with my body entering survival mode. This is supposed to be living!<\/p>\n<p>As long as you\u2019re making the most of your life, I think that if there\u2019s anything you don\u2019t experience before your time is up, well f-ucket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t like bucket lists.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5383,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,60],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bums","tag-vanna-white"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}