{"id":2188,"date":"2012-03-23T17:26:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T17:26:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bottomless.flywheelsites.com\/?p=2188"},"modified":"2014-10-15T20:56:16","modified_gmt":"2014-10-15T20:56:16","slug":"happy-one-year-anniversary-nyc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/?p=2188","title":{"rendered":"HAPPY ONE YEAR, NYC!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This beautiful spring day in NYC marks my one year anniversary of moving here, or more like my one year survival-sary. I have successfully completed 365 days, some with tears, in the huge and slightly rotten apple. I feel like this accomplishment is more monumental than any birthday, because I feel like I\u2019ve aged more than one year, in both wrinkles and maturity. I think I&#8217;m about 35 in New York City years.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve seen more disgusting, questionable and entertaining people in this year than I did during the two decades I lived in eco-centric Boulder. I may have seen more DQE\u2019s just on my commute this morning. And while the people her terrify me; I am starting to find them somewhat repulsively charming.<\/p>\n<p>So now I graduate on to my second year. I am making less money than when I started working here, but I am hopeful. I have &#8220;digressed&#8221; from a fancy-schmancy job to a blogger-in-training.<\/p>\n<p>About six months ago I was looking forward to this date so I could leave and say I gave it a chance. In my book, a chance is equivalent to one year. But I find myself slightly more comfortable here. There\u2019s no saving my street feet at this point and I just may miss all these a**holes I go to work with every day if I left. Probably not, but they keep me on my toes (my poor mangled toes).<\/p>\n<p>I officially no longer feel like a tourist and now people ask me for directions. So, I totally look the part. And sometimes I can even give them directions. I am feeling less hopeless, helpless, clueless and I get lost less.<\/p>\n<p>So today, I\u2019m going to celebrate my triumph with overpriced beers! (Followed by some milestone mimosas in the morning.) I don&#8217;t love you New York, but I&#8217;m not giving up on you just yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had my doubts about us&#8230;but we made it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,16],"tags":[129,388,131,393,385,132,387],"class_list":["post-2188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nyc","category-work","tag-anniversary","tag-boulder","tag-hate","tag-love","tag-nyc","tag-people","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}