{"id":1157,"date":"2011-09-14T16:33:57","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T16:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bottomless.flywheelsites.com\/?p=1157"},"modified":"2014-10-15T21:17:39","modified_gmt":"2014-10-15T21:17:39","slug":"idioms-for-idiots-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/?p=1157","title":{"rendered":"IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Although the notion of moving to NYC was completely <strong>out of the blue<\/strong>, I was excited and pretty much moved at the <strong>drop of a hat<\/strong>. This would be my third major move and I was <strong>knocking on wood<\/strong> that the <strong>third times a charm<\/strong>. I never planned on moving to a city as big and scary as NYC, but I was hoping that the city would be\u00a0<strong>all bark and no bite<\/strong>. But boy did I <strong>bite off more than I can chew<\/strong>. Moving to NYC has really\u00a0been <strong>as hard as nails<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Moving to a new city is always difficult and you sort of find yourself <strong>back at square one<\/strong>. We sold <strong>everything but the kitchen sink<\/strong> before we came, so we had to pretty much <strong>start from scratch<\/strong>. It&#8217;s hard to not get frustrated but you have to remember that <strong>Rome was not built in one day<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>First things first, get a job. Luckily I <strong>hit the ground running<\/strong> and I quickly started getting interviews. Assistant jobs are <strong>a dime a dozen<\/strong> here. I didn&#8217;t find anything that really <strong>struck my fancy,<\/strong> until I got an interview at a flashy\u00a0company that I really wanted, \u00a0so I put my <strong>eye on the prize<\/strong>. I thought\u00a0the day I would get this job would be <strong>the day when pigs fly,<\/strong> so I didn\u2019t <strong>put all my eggs in one basket<\/strong>.\u00a0 However, I got the job! How did I get it? Well, <strong>your guess is as good as mine<\/strong>. I\u2019m not always <strong>playing with a full deck,<\/strong> but I think I <strong>went the extra mile<\/strong>, was at <strong>the right place at the right time<\/strong> and the job was <strong>in the bag<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>Next thing, get an apartment. Finding a decent apartment here is like <strong>finding a needle in a haystack<\/strong>. Apartments in Manhattan will <strong>cost you an arm and a leg<\/strong> but somehow we managed to find a rent-controlled apartment in a great location. This only happens <strong>once in a blue moon,<\/strong> so we were <strong>as happy as clams<\/strong>. There\u2019s <strong>no room to swing a cat<\/strong> in our studio, but it\u2019s a place.\u00a0Found a job, an apartment, and we were like, \u201cThis will be <strong>a piece of cake<\/strong>!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Close but no cigar<\/strong>. Finding a job and an apartment were the easy part. Actually working and living here is the challenge. I know I\u2019m still <strong>learning the ropes<\/strong>, but NYC is a tough adjustment. Life in the city is loud and you just want to scream, \u201c<strong>Put a sock in it<\/strong>!\u201d\u00a0The city is full of people running around like <strong>chickens with their heads cut off<\/strong> and the <strong>over the top<\/strong> attitudes just add <strong>fuel to the fire<\/strong>. At the end of a long day, I am so exhausted I <strong>run out of steam<\/strong> and I <strong>go down like a lead balloon<\/strong>. Or if it was a particularly hard day, we\u2019ll <strong>drink like fish<\/strong> until we\u2019re <strong>dropping like flies<\/strong>. I think if\u00a0we had the means to <strong>paint the town red<\/strong> and <strong>wine and dine<\/strong> ourselves every night, the city might be more tolerable.<\/p>\n<p>I could talk about the frustrations of the city <strong>until the cows come home<\/strong> but that\u2019s really <strong>beating a dead horse<\/strong>. The city has its challenges every day and I\u2019m learning to not <strong>cry over spilt milk<\/strong>. <strong>To make a long story short<\/strong> living in NYC is not a <strong>walk in the park<\/strong>. Everyday is a struggle but <strong>that&#8217;s the way the cookie crumbles<\/strong>. I know the <strong>grass is always greener<\/strong> but I don\u2019t think I could ever call\u00a0NYC\u00a0\u201chome\u201d. As for what&#8217;s next, I guess its <strong>back to the drawing board<\/strong>. Sorry NYC, I might be ready to <strong>pull the plug<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A figurative look at moving to NYC.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4550,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[22,75,385],"class_list":["post-1157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nyc","tag-mt","tag-new-yorkers","tag-nyc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bottomlessmimosa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}