get your creatch on
Sometimes I miss you, but most of the time I don’t.
Writing about writing to avoid writing.
Let’s hear it for leaving New York!
Remember, but don’t live in, the past and be strong enough to keep moving forward.
Our apartment sums up NYC: dirty, crammed, and full of disgusting liquids and creatures
The Mayor of NYC is Murphy and these are his laws.
my new favorite bad word.
Your food is here… and here you are…being fat…and lazy.
mold takes the fun out of fungus
A mistake is only a mistake if you lose your finger.
I have a whole bag of “sh!” with your name on it.
April showers bring May flowers.
I’ve got my mind on pizza and pizza boxes all over my apartment.
I had my doubts about us…but we made it!
No real passion for fashion.
Playing leap frog.
A brief written account of my most notable life experiences.
Feed a cold, stay off the subway.
We’re a couple of crayons, living together in a box.